How to be a real San Francisco hipster

May 15th, 2005 | Category: humor, personal

On oxygenStep 1. Go to the Oxygen Bar for dinner.

Step 2: Eat lots of sushi.

Step 3: Drink sake. Cold. Apparently hot sake is the Japanese equivalent of putting an ice cube in your wine.

Step 4: Pay actual money for, well, air.

Step 5: Imagine that looking like a 75-year-old life-long smoker is somehow cool.

Step 6: In order to not look like a fool for doing step 4, pretend that the oxygen made you either energized, calm, enlightened, or high.

Man, am I cool or what?

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2 Comments so far

  1. David Steele May 16th, 2005 5:04 am

    You know what they say: If you can bottle it, you can sell it.

    It’s great to know that the very rich have the ability to keep finding ways to spend, isn’t it?

  2. Frank Pape May 16th, 2005 8:21 am

    Too true. One thing’s for sure, I won’t be that silly again. Now excuse me while I get back to my bottled water.

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