How to get space on a crowded train
You know that guy on BART with the pony tail who hasn’t shaved in about a month? He sits on the edge of his seat and stares down everybody who gets on the train, occasionally breaking down in silent laughter — you know, him? Well, he was on my train this morning, and I finally realized something about him.
He’s not crazy. He’s a genius. On a crowded commute, nobody once dared sit next to him. And this was one of the good sideways seats, where you don’t have to wait for someone to let you out.
So from now on, I’m working on developing my crazy. Cue bug eyes and random laughter.
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Can you tell me is the guy still on the corner as you get off the BART at the Embarcedero at the Hyatt Regency on Market still there, he sits on a bench and just screams out stuff, like Bush SUCKS, and other stuff that I can’t understand, because he’s been screaming for years!
Just curious
Great reading, keep up the great posts.
Peace, JiggaDigga