This is killing me. A school in Texas has changed their annual “TWIRP” day, where the kids basically cross-dress, into a “camouflage” day. Apparently it’s because they’re afraid it might turn their kids gay.

I love this quote:

“It might be fun today to dress up like a little girl — kids think it’s cute and things like that. And you start playing around with it and, like drugs, you do a little here and there (and) eventually it gets you”

What I want to know is, why isn’t anyone scared of the camouflage turning their kids invisible?